When mom would say she brought you something:
5years old: Now: Click here for more laughs!
"Ew, you like him? He's ugly though."
Glad you think that. Less competition.
Whenever I prove my parents wrong, I like to rub...
People who hurt animals should be fucking shot in...
0nlyprettierxo: Sorry but one of those ASPCA commercials came on and made me cry. It disgusts me that people can be so cruel to animals. I hope there’s a special place in hell for those who have ever hurt an animal before.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
haha-l-m-a-o: Just to look at her act like: Then watch the dude sit there like: Laugh. Scroll. Repeat.