August 2012
brandnewswastikas:
Here’s a good drinking game.
Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
toocooltobehipster:
toocooltobehipster:
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept...
klainr:
every time i get a follower i silently fangirl because someone actually looked at my blog and thought “imma follow dis”
Tumblr Gets Deep
toothyhalcyon:
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol i think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
marladurden:
checks phone no texts checks facebook no notifications checks tumblr no messages checks twitter no interactions checks life no friends
Watchlove-carol:
We are Never Getting Back Together
me anywhere i go: i hope i don't see anyone i know
Don't worry if you don't fit in right now, kids...
totally-relatable:
jeszing:
what if nudes were called nakeds instead
